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Everybody

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  • #when I sing at work
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The Boy Is Mine

Brandy & Monica
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  • #me at work
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I’ve started calling myself “Sister Tyler, Patron Saint of Bad News” at work because all I do anymore is call and apologize profusely to customers for the fact that their deliveries are late.

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  • #and not like 5 mins late #but like 30mins to an hour late #because our delivery drivers are fucking idiots
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An Actual Conversation

  • Coworker:If someone sends you a kissy face, does that mean they're into you?
  • Me:No, it means they wanna rip your head off and suck the spinal fluid from your neck-stump.
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  • #i don't even know where I get these comments from
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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

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